Old Blogs #2

This is an old blog I wrote last year (sometime) while in the midst of my now husband's nasty 1 1/2 year divorce. I was very angry and, you may be able to tell if I keep blogging, I'm extremely witty and sarcastic when I'm angry, so I thought I'd share it with everyone. I originally had this blog on myspace and removed it because the subject of the blog went whining and bitching to her ex mother-in-law, my future (and now current) mother-in-law about how mean this "little girl" is to her! So for the sake of my MIL's ears I deleted them. Now that there's no danger of the bitching, thanks to the subject's actions of the past couple of years, I feel no need to hide my good writing away from the world :)

Saturday, June 21, 2008..

My friends Current mood: amused I'd just like to clear up what I think may be an epidemic confusion. When I post a blog, or a bulletin, new pictures, etc., my primary audience is intended to be MY FRIENDS. Now let's clear up who is and who is not my friend. If you are on my buddy list, or have a small amount of common sense and moral capacity (cheating on spouses = no moral capacity) you are my friend. Congrats! You may take an active interest in MY life with MY man. If you are in fact one of those people who lack common sense and/or moral capacity (those of you who lack both, you know who you are) then you are in fact NOT my friend. I will be civil to you for the sake of some young individuals whom I care for very much. But being friendly? Not so much. You're welcome to "invite me for coffee" and/or "respect me for loving your children so much." I'm very pleased with both and would just LOVE to join you for coffee....just name the date and time! But I will never, NEVER, be your friend. Let's review: buddy list, common sense, moral capacity = friend :D non-buddy list, lacking common sense and/or moral capacity = not friend :( Now that being said, let's discuss, shall we students? What it takes to be an adult. Job, paying bills to the best of your ability, being a positive role model to children, and being mature enough to handle problems with the actual person you have a problem with = adult. We'll not mention names, ok? But you know who you are. You have a job...paying bills may not be your forte, but ok. I can't excuse using children for money though, sorry. Or being a positive role model....how is clubbing and casual sex with practically any man with a dick being a positive role model? And last but not least, come on now kids, I know you know the answer to this one.....who do you talk to when you have a problem with someone? I'll give you a hint, the answer sure as hell isn't "your ex mother-in-law". Thaaaaat's right, it's....the other party in the dispute! Ding ding ding! I think we now know that some people would just fail this patented adult test, huh? Oh, and one more thing. When one says that they are "over" another person, what do we usually take that to mean? In this lesson we'll cover it. Being "over" a person means having no real interest in their new lives with a new woman who treats him much better than oneself. Being "over" a person means NOT deliberately doing anything to sabbotage a relationship or to interfere with a NEW life started by the other party involved. Now I don't know about you, but if I had nothing better to do than to peek through Myspace to see what he's doing, to see what "that tramp who has him now" is doing, etc, I would go ahead and assume that you're not "over" the other person just yet, dear. Now I'd like to remind the audience (or, intended audience, that is, LOL) that all questions and situations and/or examples in this lesson are purely hypothetical. So if the pathetic people in my examples happen to sound like yourself, that's not really my fault, is it?